Nathan Stine (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} stinerman) wrote,@ 2008-01-11 08:14:00 |
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A Dissertation on the Lyrics of Michael L. Tyler
Thesis: Michael L. Tyler (aka Mystikal, aka prisoner 00469659 at Elayn Hunt Correctional Center) represents the avant-garde of modern hip-hop lyrics.
Danger:
Cocked up, head down, pussy poppin' on a handstand
Leave that pussy smoking
If you gonna lose something
Then bend over, and bust that pussy open
Shake Ya Ass:
I'm buyin if you got curves for your iceberg
Drinkin here acting like it's gonna do somethin to me
Hope this indecent proposal make you do somethin with me
Fuck a dollar girl pick up fifty
And fuck that coward you need a real nigga
[...]
Stop yo cryin hefer I don't need all that
Got a job for you the braided up pimp is back
Break them handcuffs, fuck a nigga move somethin
They ask you what you doin say "ooohh nothin"
And we been doin for the past 2 somthin,
Been beatin that pussy up now it's smooth fuckin
[...]
Bitch ride that dick like she makin a baby
The last one, I believe, fully vindicates my theory. Truely more beautiful words were never spoken.
Discussion of alternate theories
In many circles the following lyrics by Russell Jones (aka Ol' Dirty Bastard, aka Big Baby Jesus, aka Dirt McGirt, aka Joe Bananas, aka Peanut the Kidnapper) are known as particularly insightful:
I dont have no trouble with you fuckin me,
But i have a little problem with you not fuckin me
I would tend to agree, but Jones was clearly laboring under divine authority and is thus disqualified.
I look forward to your comments.
Thesis: Michael L. Tyler (aka Mystikal, aka prisoner 00469659 at Elayn Hunt Correctional Center) represents the avant-garde of modern hip-hop lyrics.
Danger:
Cocked up, head down, pussy poppin' on a handstand
Leave that pussy smoking
If you gonna lose something
Then bend over, and bust that pussy open
Shake Ya Ass:
I'm buyin if you got curves for your iceberg
Drinkin here acting like it's gonna do somethin to me
Hope this indecent proposal make you do somethin with me
Fuck a dollar girl pick up fifty
And fuck that coward you need a real nigga
[...]
Stop yo cryin hefer I don't need all that
Got a job for you the braided up pimp is back
Break them handcuffs, fuck a nigga move somethin
They ask you what you doin say "ooohh nothin"
And we been doin for the past 2 somthin,
Been beatin that pussy up now it's smooth fuckin
[...]
Bitch ride that dick like she makin a baby
The last one, I believe, fully vindicates my theory. Truely more beautiful words were never spoken.
Discussion of alternate theories
In many circles the following lyrics by Russell Jones (aka Ol' Dirty Bastard, aka Big Baby Jesus, aka Dirt McGirt, aka Joe Bananas, aka Peanut the Kidnapper) are known as particularly insightful:
I dont have no trouble with you fuckin me,
But i have a little problem with you not fuckin me
I would tend to agree, but Jones was clearly laboring under divine authority and is thus disqualified.
I look forward to your comments.
